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Dexter's Dirt #4 |
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Dexter's Dirt #4 |
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Dexter Dirt – again I take precious time out of my day to enlighten you all with my most inner thoughts. I must warn you that this will not be a free service for much longer! First of all, I am about done with these long drawn out car rides. Puma, how about that plane of yours… Just you and me dude, I can fill you in on all my chic magnet tips… If you all really want me to run good, stop waking me up at 5 in the morning, I don’t function good until at least noon. Actually, midnight racing sounds the best to me. Acorn, you sure are lookin good lately, wanna go out for a beer sometime? Rani, don’t worry, most women can’t concentrate after watching me run, the way my muscles bulge and the wind blows the hair back from my face. Finally Lacey appreciates me for who I am. Now that I am able to offer you lower jump heights, will you reconsider….. |
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Maggie, I am beginning to think you don’t really hate me, I think you are just trying to cover up your love… Anne’gun, I don’t think your mom is keeping you out of flyball for any other reason than to keep you safe from my influence. But someday… Casper, just keep watching Me and you will learn from the true flyball master. Tesse, just take a couple potty breaks with me; I will show you how to pee like a champ. Pandy, just between you and me, how do you keep your whites so white? I am having some problems in that area and I think it is starting to affect my love life. Shhhh, don’t tell anyone. Now I hear Jeffy and CJ are going to be running? W T F! Buster and Scrappy, why didn’t we have an after hours party like in the past? Those are my kinda parties. Eddi, remember when I kicked your butt when you were 8 weeks old, I will do it again if you keep acting so cocky! All Annie needs to run back faster is for me to flex and lick my lips. But my services are not cheap. Holly pays me generously and it works good for her. I will be hiring my own personal camera crew; there were way too many other dogs on that video last time. We are Now and will always be Dexter’s Elite Turds (even if the humans won’t admit it) Chow baby, I’ve got much better things on my mind!
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