SpoK-9s Flyball Dogs Racing Team, Spokane Washington Dexters Dirt

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Hello everyone, this is Dexter.

I know Maggie has her thoughts and all about the tournament, and she does a great job with that telep.., tlee.. or whatever she calls it, but as everyone knows we don't always see eye to eye. So I thought I would give you all my view of what went down. I think I'll call it Dexter's Dirt.

Well right off the bat I see these people wondering around whining that their dogs are so hot and can't run anymore, whatever!

Rani wasn't tired. She had a hard time on Sunday because her and I snuck out to the bar the night before and really tied one on. Man can that girl PARTY. Oh if I was only 3 again!

Holly wasn't hot and tired from the heat either. She was just sick of watching her mom lift her pant leg up to everyone who walked by showing all the bruises she had. I bet her mom won't complain about the bruises next tournament.

Annie didn't get tired either for crying out loud, she is only 14 months old or was that 9 months. Anyway, that was a cool trick she did, running back then stopping and turning around in mid air. Nice one Annie.

Parker, dependable Parker everyone was calling him, yuck... He is still a foo foo dog to me. He is too blonde, he doesn't have enough sense to get tired.

Scrappy is just the investigating terrier. He got tired but it wasn't form the heat, it was from running down the same straight line everytime. He just thought he would check out the judges table to make sure everything was on the up and up.

So much for the most important team, now on to the other.

Buster is a alright dude (being a terrier mix and all). He just does his job, even after the way his mom drags him around by the collar and flings him down the lane, I wouldn't put up with that.

Eddi, steady Eddi, yuck.... Just another Golden who thinks she is all that. They are hard to live with.

Lacey is a hard one to get to know, quiet doesn't say much. But boy if you walk within two feet of her she'll let you have it. I like women with some spunk.

And then you have the three border collies (I'm sick of border collies), they run good and fast, but the best part is when they return. Watching their mom and dads trying to catch them is a hoot. Those sisters are just laughing, maybe border collies are alright. Ha, cracks me up just thinking about it.

Oh yah, Rani's fat lip, alittle misunderstanding with a shepherd at the 3rd bar.

What, you are asking what I thought about my performance at the tournament? Only one thing to say, I'm "The Man"

Mr. Turd

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